Has This Ever Happened to You....
Your overbearing boss storms into your office, plops
down a foot and a half pile of papers and assumes
unfair demands on your time and loyalty...
The office sleaze bag saunters in, leans his
over-cologned body on your desk and starts
making unseemly suggestions about what the
two of you can be doing later in his water bed...
You are suddenly awakened at two in the morning
by your insensitive mate smelling of cheap cigars
and beer after a night out with the guys, wanting
you to satisfy his animal lust..
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Suffer in Helpless Silence No Longer!!!
For now You can draw upon the Ancient Power of one of the
most Ferocious and Terrifying Creatures of Myth and Legend,
Draconas Up-uras
Draconas Up-uras
Use With Caution!  Intended For External Use Only.  Not To Be Taken Internally.  Bizarre Bazaar Not
Responsible For Consequences of Use of This Product.  Copyright 2007 Bizarre Bazaar
Simply place Draconas Up-uras on a flat surface with his Talon of Power
facing towards your assailant and watch, as if by some Ancient and
Powerful Magic, your innermost thoughts and desires are made known to
the world!  This finely crafted Power Icon towers a full three inches above
your desktop, monitor or night stand.  Weighing a hefty 4 ounces, each
piece is hand-cast and finished by the artist in 100% American Pewter.
For a mere $19.95 this Ancient Symbol of Power and Defiance can
be yours!  Sure to become a treasured family heirloom passed down
generation after generation.  Instructions included with each order.
Please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery.